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WBOD – BBC

by on Mar.29, 2015, under About the Bastards, Epic Douchebaggery, Other Magnificent Bastards

British Broadcasting Company. Bonehead Banana Clusters. Buncha Bloody Cuuuuuuh… you get the idea. (continue reading…)

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The all new Bag of Douche – Kerri Rivera

by on Mar.22, 2015, under About the Bastards

If you have ever wanted to strangle someone with their own spines before, please take heed. Kerri Rivera is curing autism, and she has a book about how you can help. And a facebook page. And it’s probably going to make you want to slap somebody.  (continue reading…)

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The BOD – Daisy Barringer

by on Oct.26, 2014, under About the Bastards, Epic Douchebaggery, Other Magnificent Bastards

It’s either a slow day at Bastard HQ or I better have plenty good reason for writing about some blogger in California that no one’s heard of.  (continue reading…)

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Interview with KC Anthem

by on Jul.15, 2011, under About the Bastards, News

Watch the glorious live interview with Jeff and I on KC Anthem, a regular live internet television program! We’re impressed that Jordan’s able to run the equipment by himself AND interview people at the same time. Not bad.

kcanthem on livestream.com. Broadcast Live Free
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Buy “Songs That Didn’t Make It Out Alive” here!

by on Jul.09, 2011, under About the Bastards, Music

We realize that we haven’t been pimping our actual wares as much as we should, and we’ve also realized through talking to people that they don’t know where to find the album (hint: check your preferred online music service, it’s probably there).

To solve both, you can buy the album or any individual track right here! Not wanting the full experience but don’t know which songs to buy? Preview them by hitting the play button to the left of the song title. Your sales will help fuel our efforts for world domination – doomsday devices don’t come cheap these days, you know.

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Reviving The Strat Part 1: An Epic Cleansing.

by on Jun.14, 2011, under About the Bastards, Blogs, Music

This low quality photo makes up for the low quality worksmanship

Oldest photo on hand of the guitar after we fucked with it.

Some time ago, back in the immediately post-highschool days of L.I.E. ,playing shows, living with our folks, and working jobs only slightly more dead end than our current ones, Tim and I decided to work over his first guitar, a Kramer Stratocaster. The year was 2004, and what follows  is a story of ambition, carelessness, and eventual victory.

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The WBOD – Clean Up on Aisle 7

by on May.15, 2011, under About the Bastards

This could be my very first unnamed BOD.  Of course it is, though – I WRITE THIS GOD DAMN THING

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The WBOD – Donald Trump

by on Apr.24, 2011, under About the Bastards

Politicians are hard people to write about. That also explains why i’m having a hard time coming up with stuff to write about The Donald. As much as he wants to be, he is simply not a politician. But at least he can start slinging shit like the rest of them
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The WBOD – Casey Anthony

by on Apr.10, 2011, under About the Bastards

I have literally lost all faith in humanity now.
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