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by on May.10, 2015, under Epic Douchebaggery, Other Magnificent Bastards

It’s never been a secret that I hate my neighbors. In fact, the only question is which one do I hate the most. I’ve compiled a list and you can help me out by commenting below.  (continue reading…)

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The BOD – Creflo Dolla Dolla Bill Y’All

by on Apr.26, 2015, under Epic Douchebaggery, Other Magnificent Bastards

So by now everyone has heard of the preacher asking for donations for a 65 million dollar jet, right? You know it had to get worse. And it did, hallelujah.

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WBOD – BBC

by on Mar.29, 2015, under About the Bastards, Epic Douchebaggery, Other Magnificent Bastards

British Broadcasting Company. Bonehead Banana Clusters. Buncha Bloody Cuuuuuuh… you get the idea. (continue reading…)

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The WBOD – Greg Pallen

by on Jan.25, 2015, under Epic Douchebaggery, Other Magnificent Bastards

I’ve been kind of quiet recently, and for that I apologize, It just seemed that no matter where I looked, nothing fit me as far as “I should write about this and put as many jokes in there as possible on Sunday morning.” (continue reading…)

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The WBOD – Kanye West Fans

by on Jan.04, 2015, under Blogs, Epic Douchebaggery, Other Magnificent Bastards

This is what happens when you make music directed towards the lowest common denominator and give those same people an internet connection. At the same time, I weep for America, because one day, these idiots will either hold public office or manufacture a kid who will. (continue reading…)

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The WBOD – My Very Own Mother

by on Dec.14, 2014, under Epic Douchebaggery, Other Magnificent Bastards

We’re hitting the wayback machine for this week’s lesson in humanity, and when we’re done, you’re going to come to the same conclusion that every else that has heard this story before – man, this woman is fucked the hell up. (continue reading…)

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The WBOD – Scott Stapp

by on Dec.07, 2014, under Epic Douchebaggery, Other Magnificent Bastards

Just when I thought Dave Mustaine was King of The Dumbass Rockstars, the former Creed frontman showed up and made a very strong, convincing argument about why I was wrong.  (continue reading…)

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WBOD – Sue Ann Hamm

by on Nov.16, 2014, under Epic Douchebaggery, Other Magnificent Bastards

It’s joke time! Okay, stop me if you’ve heard this one… What is the definition of marriage? Me betting half my stuff that I’ll love you forever.  (continue reading…)

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WBOD – Joe Buck

by on Nov.02, 2014, under Epic Douchebaggery, Other Magnificent Bastards

Eighty seven times. That’s not how many times a Kansas City Royals player went back to the dugout pissed off after facing Madison Bumgarner in the World Series, that’s how many times Joe Buck said Bumgarner’s name. In Game 7. Alone.  (continue reading…)

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The BOD – Daisy Barringer

by on Oct.26, 2014, under About the Bastards, Epic Douchebaggery, Other Magnificent Bastards

It’s either a slow day at Bastard HQ or I better have plenty good reason for writing about some blogger in California that no one’s heard of.  (continue reading…)

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