Other Magnificent Bastards
Forget about The Royals in the World Series or college football or even watching my favorite television show – my new favorite pastime is watching people freak the fuck out about ebola. Seriously, this is better than watching car accidents in the rain involving swedish supermodels happen in slow motion. (continue reading…)
What’s worse than an overrated television “reality” star with the idea that his newfound fame gives him a platform to say whatever he wants because people will listen to him?
Being an overrated television “reality” star who says whatever he wants on the platform his newfound fame gave him, and having people listen to him. (continue reading…)
In the land of KU Blue and K State Purple, I am a rare standout as I bleed crimson and gold for the Florida State Seminoles. Now I know what you’re thinking, “Jaye, you HATE Florida… why do you root for a Florida team?” Easy. Because I have friends who are Gator fans, and the University of Florida can suck it long, suck it hard, and suck it old school. But just like everyone else in the nation, college affiliation be damned, I am sick of hearing about Jameis Winston and his hijinks brought on by the pressures of being a successful athlete for a Division 1 college program.
When word got out about Adrian Peterson getting indicted for child abuse, I said the same two things everybody said, almost in unison – “he did WHAT?” followed by an “aw shit, he’s on my fantasy team.”
And then the details came out, and I sighed. Really?
I don’t know exactly when, but somehow FFDP went from “the most exciting new metal band in a long time” to being “the personal soundtrack to every single person wearing a TapOut shirt.” And just like everything else on, terrestrial radio has also turned them into “overplayed” and “overexposed” which is not a good thing to be. And I think I finally figured out why. (continue reading…)
This is, as Tim would put it, so “mustache twirlingly evil” that I’m really not sure if I should be more outraged or find out if they’re hiring. (continue reading…)
3 years ago Jesse Ventura got his first douchebag award. Today, he gets his second, and in a rare occurrence has actually outdid his previous effort so bad I think it cancelled it out. (continue reading…)
In this world, I live for three things. My wife, my son, and good old fashioned FACEBOOK DRAMA. Grab your popcorn Kiddies, it’s gonna be a doozy. Today’s Forecast –
The Stolen Valor Act of 2013 – Amends the federal criminal code to rewrite provisions relating to fraudulent claims about military service to subject to a fine, imprisonment for not more than one year, or both an individual who, with intent to obtain money, property, or other tangible benefit, fraudulently holds himself or herself out to be a recipient of: a Congressional Medal of Honor, a distinguished-service cross, a Navy cross, an Air Force cross, a silver star, a Purple Heart, a Combat Infantryman’s Badge, a Combat Action Badge, a Combat Medical Badge, a Combat Action Ribbon, a Combat Action Medal, or any replacement or duplicate medal for such medal as authorized by law.
Apparently the “W” now stands for “whenever” bag of douche. (continue reading…)