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The WBOD – Everybody PANIC

by on Oct.19, 2014, under Epic Douchebaggery, Other Magnificent Bastards

Forget about The Royals in the World Series or college football or even watching my favorite television show – my new favorite pastime is watching people freak the fuck out about ebola. Seriously, this is better than watching car accidents in the rain involving swedish supermodels happen in slow motion.  (continue reading…)

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Phil Robertson – Douchebag Dynasty

by on Oct.12, 2014, under Epic Douchebaggery, Other Magnificent Bastards

What’s worse than an overrated television “reality” star with the idea that his newfound fame gives him a platform to say whatever he wants because people will listen to him?

Being an overrated television “reality” star who says whatever he wants on the platform his newfound fame gave him, and having people listen to him.  (continue reading…)

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The BOD – Jameis Winston

by on Sep.21, 2014, under Epic Douchebaggery, Other Magnificent Bastards

In the land of KU Blue and K State Purple, I am a rare standout as I bleed crimson and gold for the Florida State Seminoles.  Now I know what you’re thinking, “Jaye, you HATE Florida… why do you root for a Florida team?” Easy. Because I have friends who are Gator fans, and the University of Florida can suck it long, suck it hard, and suck it old school. But just like everyone else in the nation, college affiliation be damned, I am sick of hearing about Jameis Winston and his hijinks brought on by the pressures of being a successful athlete for a Division 1 college program.

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General Rants and Ravings

by on Sep.14, 2014, under Epic Douchebaggery, Other Magnificent Bastards

When word got out about Adrian Peterson getting indicted for child abuse, I said the same two things everybody said, almost in unison – “he did WHAT?” followed by an “aw shit, he’s on my fantasy team.”

And then the details came out, and I sighed. Really?

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The WBOD – Five Finger Death Punch

by on Aug.24, 2014, under Epic Douchebaggery, Other Magnificent Bastards

I don’t know exactly when, but somehow FFDP went from “the most exciting new metal band in a long time” to being “the personal soundtrack to every single person wearing a TapOut shirt.” And just like everything else on, terrestrial radio has also turned them into “overplayed” and “overexposed” which is not a good thing to be. And I think I finally figured out why.  (continue reading…)

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the WBOD – Adriana’s Insurance Company

by on Aug.10, 2014, under Epic Douchebaggery, Other Magnificent Bastards

This is, as Tim would put it, so “mustache twirlingly evil” that I’m really not sure if I should be more outraged or find out if they’re hiring. (continue reading…)

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The WBOD – Jesse The Lawsuit Ventura

by on Aug.03, 2014, under Epic Douchebaggery, Other Magnificent Bastards

3 years ago Jesse Ventura got his first douchebag award. Today, he gets his second, and in a rare occurrence has actually outdid his previous effort so bad I think it cancelled it out.  (continue reading…)

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The WBOD – The Deadbeat Who Cried “FALSE FLAG Wolf.”

by on Jul.27, 2014, under Epic Douchebaggery, Other Magnificent Bastards

In this world, I live for three things. My wife, my son, and good old fashioned FACEBOOK DRAMA. Grab your popcorn Kiddies, it’s gonna be a doozy. Today’s Forecast –

cloudy, with a change of butt hurt

cloudy, with a chance of butt hurt

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The WBOD – Sar’nt Majah

by on Jul.20, 2014, under Epic Douchebaggery, Other Magnificent Bastards

The Stolen Valor Act of 2013 – Amends the federal criminal code to rewrite provisions relating to fraudulent claims about military service to subject to a fine, imprisonment for not more than one year, or both an individual who, with intent to obtain money, property, or other tangible benefit, fraudulently holds himself or herself out to be a recipient of: a Congressional Medal of Honor, a distinguished-service cross, a Navy cross, an Air Force cross, a silver star, a Purple Heart, a Combat Infantryman’s Badge, a Combat Action Badge, a Combat Medical Badge, a Combat Action Ribbon, a Combat Action Medal, or any replacement or duplicate medal for such medal as authorized by law.

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The BOD – Justin Ross Harris and Spouse

by on Jun.29, 2014, under Epic Douchebaggery, Other Magnificent Bastards

Apparently the “W” now stands for “whenever” bag of douche.  (continue reading…)

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