Politicians are hard people to write about. That also explains why i’m having a hard time coming up with stuff to write about The Donald. As much as he wants to be, he is simply not a politician. But at least he can start slinging shit like the rest of them
And then there are his bankruptcy battles, his divorce battles, his battles with Omarosa on his show… I have every available resource that tells me Donald Trump can (somehow) run a business but nothing that tells me he can lead a nation. Wanna know what you get when you get a businessman interested in running for public office just because he made a ton of money? You get Rick Scott elected as florida governor, that’s what you get. I digress.
Recently, Trump has been rattling the cages against Obama, questioning his birth place (just like everyone else in america) and generally turning every conversation with him into a platform to get some Obama slam time in. Like his past visit to to Today show, where he talked about (surprise!!) the birth validity of the president, and then uttered a phrase that made get up from my chair, walk to the other side of the room, hang my head, and bite my knuckle out of sheer pity.
Donald Trump spoke these words to Matt Lauer –
“The last person [President Obama] wants to run against is Donald Trump.”
No, no, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! You just did NOT say that! Fuck, man, this is politics, this isn’t fucking Wrestlemania, THIS IS NOT A SHOOT INTERVIEW. Why don’t you just “hulk up” after the final question gets asked and then go leg drop half of the roster in the back? Just shut the hell up, Trump. You are getting your ass kicked so badly right now that I’m fairly certain that if I jumped into the race, I would get more support than you. That would make me the last person Obama wants to run against. So bring that hair piece on, bitch.
But just to be sure, i called the White House and found out that Obama is afraid of certain individuals running against him in 2012, and they were more than happy to release the list of names.
and last but not least,